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2017 Movie Reviews


I'm not using Blogger as much on the site to post because I felt that I was losing time and viewership. Unfortunately, I do not think people read my reviews as much anymore. So, if you want to catch or watch my movie reviews. For now, visit my Instagram movie profile, @cine_caro. I edit the videos in a minute or less and I give a brief review it as a voiceover and rate them. So, if you want to catch up, here are the movies that I reviewed this year in 2017 and their ratings.

2017

 4 STARS
The Shape of Water ****
Call Me By Your Name ****
Lady Bird ****
Coco ****
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri ****
Blade Runner 2049 ****
Dunkirk ****
War for the Planet of the Apes ****
The Big Sick ****
Logan ****
Get Out ****

3.5 STARS
Phantom Thread ***1/2
I, Tonya ***1/2
The Disaster Artist ***1/2
Wonder ***1/2
The Florida Project ***1/2
Thor: Ragnarok ***1/2
Only the Brave ***1/2
Spielberg (HBO) ***1/2
Stronger ***1/2
Good Time ***1/2
It (2017) ***1/2
Wind River ***1/2
Spider-Man: Homecoming ***1/2
Baby Driver ***1/2
Wonder Woman ***1/2
The LEGO Batman Movie ***1/2

 3 STARS
The Post ***
Molly's Game ***
Bright (NETFLIX) ***
All The Money In The World ***
The Greatest Showman ***
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle ***
Star Wars: The Last Jedi ***
Darkest Hour ***
Professor Marston and the Wonder Women ***
The Killing of a Sacred Deer ***
The Foreigner ***
Battle of the Sexes ***
Happy Death Day ***
Gerald's Game (NETFLIX) ***
American Made ***
Patti Cake$ ***
Ingrid Goes West ***
Logan Lucky ***
Annabelle: Creation ***
Detroit ***
Girls Trip ***
Okja (NETFLIX) ***
Megan Leavey ***
47 Meters Down ***
It Comes At Night ***
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie ***
Alien: Covenant ***
Sleight ***
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 ***
The Promise ***
The Zookeeper's Wife ***
Saban's Power Rangers ***
Life ***
John Wick: Chapter 2 ***
Split ***

 2.5 STARS
Pitch Perfect 3 **1/2
Justice League **1/2
Murder on the Orient Express **1/2
Kingsman: The Golden Circle **1/2
American Assassin **1/2
The Beguiled **1/2
Despicable Me 3 **1/2
Cars 3 **1/2
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales **1/2
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword **1/2
The Fate of the Furious **1/2
Going In Style **1/2
Ghost in the Shell **1/2
Before I Fall **1/2
Beauty and the Beast **1/2
Kong: Skull Island **1/2
XXX: The Return of Xander Cage **1/2

 2 STARS
Downsizing **
Roman J. Israel, Esq. **
A Bad Moms Christmas **
Geostorm **
The Mountain Between Us **
Atomic Blonde **
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets **
Beatriz At Dinner **
Rough Night **
Everything, Everything **
Snatched **
Free Fire **
The Boss Baby **
The Belko Experiment **
A Cure For Wellness **

 1.5 STARS
Daddy's Home 2 *1/2
Suburbicon *1/2
Home Again *1/2
mother! *1/2
The Dark Tower *1/2
Kidnap *1/2
The Book of Henry *1/2
The Mummy *1/2
The Circle *1/2
A Dog's Purpose *1/2
Underworld: Blood Wars *1/2

 1 STAR
The Snowman *
Friend Request *
Wish Upon *
The House *
Transformers: The Last Knight *
Baywatch *
Unforgettable *
CHiPs *
Fist Fight *
Fifty Shades Darker *
ZERO STARS
The Emoji Movie ZERO

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