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2016 Movie Reviews


I'm not using Blogger as much on the site to post because I felt that I was losing time and viewership. Unfortunately, I do not think people read my reviews as much anymore. So, if you want to catch or watch my movie reviews. For now, visit my Instagram movie profile, @cine_caro. I edit the videos in a minute or less and I give a brief review it as a voiceover and rate them. So, if you want to catch up, here are the movies that I reviewed this year in 2016 and their ratings.

2016

 4 STARS
La La Land ****
Manchester By The Sea ****
Arrival ****
Hacksaw Ridge ****
Moonlight ****
Hell or High Water ****
De Palma ****


 3.5 STARS
A Monster Calls ***1/2
Lion ***1/2
Silence ***1/2
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ***1/2
Nocturnal Animals ***1/2
The Edge of Seventeen ***1/2
Loving ***1/2
The Handmaiden ***1/2
Queen of Katwe ***1/2
Sully ***1/2
Don't Breathe ***1/2
Kubo and the Two Strings ***1/2
Sing Street ***1/2
Star Trek Beyond ***1/2
Finding Dory ***1/2
The Lobster ***1/2
Captain America: Civil War ***1/2 (later, ****)
Everybody Wants Some!! ***1/2
Green Room ***1/2
The Jungle Book ***1/2
Zootopia ***1/2
Deadpool ***1/2


 3 STARS
Patriots Day ***
Hidden Figures ***
Fences ***
Sing ***
Miss Sloane ***
Jackie ***
Elle ***
Almost Christmas ***
Moana ***
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them ***
Doctor Strange ***
Before The Flood ***
Ouija: Origin of Evil ***
The Accountant ***
The Birth of a Nation ***
Deepwater Horizon ***
Blood Father ***
Storks ***
The Magnificent Seven (2016) ***
Pete's Dragon (2016) ***
Cafe Society ***
Bad Moms ***
Jason Bourne ***
Lights Out ***
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates ***
The BFG ***
The Neon Demon ***
Central Intelligence ***
The Conjuring 2 ***
The Nice Guys ***
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising ***
Keanu ***
Midnight Special ***
Barbershop: The Next Cut ***
The Wave ***
10 Cloverfield Lane ***
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ***
The Witch ***
Kung Fu Panda 3 ***
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi ***


 2.5 STARS
Julieta **1/2
Passengers **1/2
Office Christmas Party **1/2
Inferno **1/2
Trolls **1/2
Snowden **1/2
The Light Between Oceans **1/2
War Dogs **1/2
Sausage Party **1/2
Nerve **1/2
The Secret Life of Pets **1/2
The Shallows **1/2
Me Before You **1/2
X-Men: Apocalypse **1/2
Money Monster **1/2
How To Be Single **1/2
Hail, Caesar **1/2


 2 STARS
Live By Night **
Why Him? **
Allied **
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk **
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children **
Bridget Jones' Baby **
Blair Witch **
Ben-Hur (2016) **
Suicide Squad **
Ghostbusters (2016) **
The Legend of Tarzan **
Now You See Me 2 **
The Angry Birds Movie **
Hardcore Henry **
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice **
The Bronze **
London Has Fallen **
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies **


 1.5 STARS
Assassin's Creed *1/2
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back *1/2
The Girl on the Train *1/2
Morgan *1/2
Swiss Army Man *1/2
Warcraft *1/2
The Huntsman: Winter's War *1/2
The Boss *1/2
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 *1/2
The Brothers Grimsby *1/2
Ride Along 2 *1/2
1 STAR
Collateral Beauty *
Bad Santa 2 *
Ice Age: Collision Course *
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows *
Alice Through The Looking Glass *
Mother's Day *
Criminal *
The Divergent Series: Allegiant *
Zoolander 2 *
Dirty Grandpa *


 ZERO STARS
Nine Lives  ZERO
Independence Day: Resurgence  ZERO
Gods of Egypt  ZERO

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